Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Humble request

I have a request for all the those sexy, sleek, elegant, luxury sedan and limo owners of the city.

PUSH THE PEDAL AND MOVE YOUR ASS!

I mean what's the point in spending so much of money and owning a car with great horsepower when you are not going to use it. There is a speedometer in there that goes up to 180 km/hr (or more), please make use of it. I am not suggesting to push it to the limit but please move beyond the pace of a tortoise. The fast lane has been given that name for a specific reason. Please don't drag at the speed of 40 km/hr on it. Even the traffic regulations allow you to move at 50 km/hr.

And to all those who have given these lovely automotive artworks in the hands of the drivers, please your car won't scratch if it moves beyond 40 km/hr on an empty road. And why drivers, I mean don't you wanna feel the wheels yourself when you own such amazing beauties. I would rather drive it, if I ever owned one. The look on the poor driver's face seems as if he's been held at gunpoint to drive the car and the moment he goes beyond 40, he will be shot.

Then there are those drivers who think that just because they drive a luxury car, they own the road. No indicator and they will turn towards you as if you were invisible. And when you give that glare, there faces would turn red and you will be able to read clearly 'F you, don't you see the size of my car, buddy...let it off or should I start telling you my dad's contacts' Blah!

But please give your cars the respect they deserve. At least drive faster when the roads are empty. Or small car drivers (like me) will feel disgusted and at the same time super great when they overtake you and shrug you off saying 'kya fayda aisi gaadi ka, humari sahi bhaagti hai'

3 comments:

The Bald Guy said...

LMAO @ Humari sahi bhaagti hai! :D

Ritu said...

Dont you know - its all a conspiracy ..... to block the roads for lesser mortals like us????

The Phoenix said...

@ The Bald Guy - LOL! Don't you think we all do that?

@ Ritu - Absolutely, as per them we shud not exist!